i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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