Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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