i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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