Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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