people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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