This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
