you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
