My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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