Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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