I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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