This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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