Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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