the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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