NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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