I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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