Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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