Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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