Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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