i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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