"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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