our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Watching her eat just hurts me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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