Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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