he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
