It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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