I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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