Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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