So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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