i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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