I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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