You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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