Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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