they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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