i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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