I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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