I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Damn victory sex feels great
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