everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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