I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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