Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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