Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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