I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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