Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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