I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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