That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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