what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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