Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
All I want is dick and wine.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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