Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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