Three words: puerto rican gang bang
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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