Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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