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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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