I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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