Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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