My boss' voice literally gives me gas
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think a kid would responsible me up
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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