Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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