singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
