: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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